Trump Announces Tariffs On Nations With Functioning Democracy, Rule Of Law & Attractive Male Leaders
Trump discusses the factors that motivated him to impose tariffs on foreign manufactured goods and what he hopes to achieve from the policy
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NEWS BY REGION
AMERICAS
The Biden Administration Moves To Entice Sotomayor Into Retirement
Desperate to secure his legacy through a SCOTUS appointment, President Biden makes bold promises to entice Justice Sotomayor into retirement
Biden And Kavanaugh To Settle The Controversy Tearing The Nation Apart Like Real Men
After his party’s abject failure in recent elections, President Biden has personally taken up the responsibility of reforming the top Court
“Trump’s Presidency Is The Penance The Nation Must Endure Before Deserving Me Again” - Joe Biden
Joe Biden opines that the Trump Presidency is the penance that the nation must endure to redeem itself for the cardinal sin of forsaking him
Trump Announces The Launch Of The “Ultimate Measure Of Security For Women”
Donald Trump has announced his plan to give every American access to “Justice in your own hands!” through the launch of “Trump Handguns”
House Republicans Move To Impeach President Joe Biden
“Biden hosting a convicted felon at the White House is egregiously improper conduct deserving of Congressional censure” - House Republicans
“Read The Fine Print” - Donald Trump Tells American Women
American women learn a useful lesson about transacting with Trump when they ask him to keep his promise of being their “protector”
The Protector Has Triumphed!
Trump won by forcefully grabbing the trust of an impressive 53% white and a respectable 38% Latino women. Why did he fail with black women?
Kamala Harris’ Concession Speech Vindicates Voter Concerns Regarding Her Weakness
There is a stark contrast between quitter Harris and strongman Trump in respect of the manner in which they deal with defeat in elections
ASIA PACIFIC
Australian Parliament Passes Landmark Legislation To Teach “Smart-Ass Kids” & “Anonymous Miscreants” A Lesson
Albanese discusses the law banning children under the age of sixteen from social media websites & foreshadows more laws to protect children
“Don’t Try This At Home!” - Trump Lawyers Warn Right Wing Lunatics Around The World
Trump’s lawyers warn fascists and bigots around the world that the Trump approach may not repeat its success outside its political ecosystem
“Trump’s Election Is A Sad Reminder That Nothing Gold Can Stay” - Jacinta Allan
Allan explains her dismay upon realising that the cruelty & indecency of the opposition may not sustain a corrupt & inept government forever
“This Is What It Must Feel Like To Inherit A Fortune After The Demise Of A Wealthy Relative” - Peter Dutton
Peter Dutton compares the beneficial effect of Trump slaying democracy with inheriting a fortune following the demise of a wealthy relative
“Will You Please Be My Friend?” - Pathetic Albanese Grovels To Trump
Australian PM Albanese tests his schmoozing skill in a phone call aimed at cementing a favourable alliance with the US under President Trump
EUROPE, THE MIDDLE EAST & AFRICA
Iran Announces New Asylum Visa For American Women
Iran’s new asylum visa is targeted at women seeking to escape the misogyny and abuse that the Trump Presidency promises to unleash
“Don’t Try This At Home!” - Trump Lawyers Warn Right Wing Lunatics Around The World
Trump’s lawyers warn fascists and bigots around the world that the Trump approach may not repeat its success outside its political ecosystem
China Condemns Russian Interference In US Elections
Chinese President Xi Jinping Offered Some Advice To His Russian Counterpart On “A Sustainable Approach To Interfering In Foreign Elections”
“Russian Bombardment Of Ukraine Solely Targeted At Barriers To Peace” - Putin
Putin rejects reports that Russia has attacked Kyiv’s energy infrastructure while blaming Zelenskyy for scheming with US to escalate the war
Dumbfounded World Leaders Call To Congratulate Putin On Prevailing Over Smug American Democracy
Vladimir Putin is universally hailed as The Great Russian Emperor following his glorious triumph over the US system of checks and balances
“What’s Wrong About Some Humanitarian Aid To Russia?” - Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson urges Americans to exercise judgment over visceral reaction regarding Woodward’s claims about Trump’s relationship with Putin
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