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Australian Parliament Passes Landmark Legislation to Teach “Smart-Ass Kids” and “Anonymous Miscreants” a Lesson
Albanese discusses the law banning children under the age of sixteen from social media websites & foreshadows more laws to protect children


“Don’t Try This At Home!” - Trump Lawyers Warn Right Wing Lunatics Around The World
Trump’s lawyers warn fascists and bigots around the world that the Trump approach may not repeat its success outside its political ecosystem

“Trump’s Election Is A Sad Reminder That Nothing Gold Can Stay” - Jacinta Allan
Allan explains her dismay upon realising that the cruelty & indecency of the opposition may not sustain a corrupt & inept government forever


“This Is What It Must Feel Like To Inherit A Fortune After The Demise Of A Wealthy Relative” - Peter Dutton
Peter Dutton compares the beneficial effect of Trump slaying democracy with inheriting a fortune following the demise of a wealthy relative

“Will You Please be My Friend?” - Pathetic Albanese Grovels to Trump
Australian PM Albanese tests his schmoozing skill in a phone call aimed at cementing a favourable alliance with the US under President Trump
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